ldt052: Billy and his Scooter
#052 - [ Billy and his Scooter ] [ xod ]
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All day Billy played outside his house on his scooter. Billy loves his scooter. To Billy, life is riding around on his scooter. He rides from the moment he wakes up, till the moment his parents call him in for bed.
One day Billy was riding around on the road outside his house as usual, happy as can be riding around on his scooter.
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Harry from C.D.S (Clumsy Delivery Services) was delivering a package to a house at the top of Billy's Street. But Harry being the clumsy guy he is forgot to put the handbrake on in his big van.
While Harry was walking to the house to deliver the heavy package he was oblivious to the fact that his van was in motion and gaining speed as it began rolling down the slight gradient of the road.
I'm sure you can guess what happened next..
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The delivery van hit Billy head-on, which made his scooter go flying into the air, while Billy was hit by the undertow.
Now Billy cannot ride his scooter, because he had to have his leg amputated after severely severing it during the accident. However, once he was released from hospital he did attempt to get back on his beloved scooter, but he couldn't manage to stay upright for very long..
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Poor Billy.
Hey, remember Harry? Harry from Clumsy Delivery Services? Not surprisingly he lost his job. He also has a new home.
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