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The Undead Rise Dammit 04
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THE UNDEAD RISE, DAMMIT!
AN EZINE FOR ZOMBIES
WHAT'S WITH THE ZOMBIE HATING!?!
THIS IS THE FOURTH HELPING OF TURD!
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posted to the site) Both this file and the .gif it mirrors may say some things
you might not agree with. You might just be offended. But no worries, there
are plans in the works to hunt this fucker down and DESTROY HIM! VAMPIRES HAVE
NO PLACE IN OUR SOCIETY! ZOMBIES OVER ALL!
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I'm Nopolis the vampire ONIONS...I have been reading your little "e-
zine"(puts fingers in quotes). I hate it!!! Sorry, i have become extremely
bothered. I ok now.
RANDOM RHYME:
I need to suck your blood!!!
I stick your face in the mud!!!
Destroy head with a thud!!!
BLOOD MUD THUD!
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/pics/girls02.shtml
are just some of my bitches.
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"I hate to suck you blood onions but I have to!!!"~me
"Look mane, I just write for this *spewp*[zene]I'm a pussy, I'm not a REAL
zombie."~HeadZombie
I proceeded to punch the Head Zombie in the teeth and nose onions.
"I'm REAL vampire come to suck your blood onions."~me
I grabbed HeadZombie's face you earlier this year attempted to eat
my mother's brains in a stew of some sort, i believe it was called "Brain
Stew."
"Tell me, why did you attempt to turn my virgin mother into stew onions???"
~me
"Spewp[bitche}!!!Answer me dammit!!!"~me
"I am a little bitch who does not reveal my identity and therefore must be
scolded"~headZombie
RANDOM RHYME:
I drank that blood onion!!!
Blue Ox like Paul Bunyon!!!
Nopolis!!!
BLOOD EGO, WE GO!
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This was contrived. I made it up. But it expresses my true feelings as a
vampire who wants to meet these turdZombies in order to combat their zinee!!!
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END OF TURD #4
WRITTEN BY: NOPOLIS
12-09-02
