Impulse Reality 072

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· 21 Aug 2019

  

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   M E  |    ||    |/____/       The Pep Rally 
   P A  |    ||    |\    \       ir file number 072 
   U L  |____||____| |____|      released 11.21.00 
   L I  |    ||    |\|    |      by Amos Moses 
   S T  |____||____| |____|      we're just fucking with your mind. 
   E Y   even_god_reads_it 

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The day of the pep rally five teenagers stood very nervously outside the  
gymnasium. They all carried small duffel bags and wore dark black trench  
coats. Leaning against the wall they decided to follow the football team when 
they entered. The teens decided it was time and unzipped their duffel bags. 5 
masks were pulled out, one from each bag, and were slipped onto the heads of  
the 5 teens. One almost had the contents fall out of the trenchcoat. 

Now Clinton, Nixon, FDR, JFK and the guy from Scream stood there nervously  
and decided to walk in the doorway and stand under the bleachers, plotting  
what the best exit was. The fight song began to play and the football team  
ran into the gym with their heads held high, because they won the football  
game the week before, and knew they were going to win again. The team had no 
 idea what was coming to them and the rest of the school. 

The 5 presidents ran out after them and in the middle of the gym, the trench 
coats dropped from their bodies and revealed what they were hiding very  
well. The gymnasium had a deafening silence come over it, some of the people 
covering their eyes. Now 5 buck naked presidents were running through the  
gymnasium with their teenage goodie bags hanging out and flopping with every 
step. 

The band suddenly broke the silence and began to play the fight song again,  
with twice as much spirit. 

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