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 · 28 Dec 2019

  

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Welcome to the Uterus, the monthly homosexual ascii column for tyrone. 

 
sargon here... 

Alright guys. I think there is some shit that needs to be said, and some that 
doesn't, but, well, I'm gonna say it anyways.  

First things first. Our last pack, labia, stirred up some tension among  
the scene. Probably the most contraversial pack in history, at least for 
the time I've been here =). All 6 of us came in one day, and got banned, by 
empty. His reason for the bans was the fact that he "didn't approve of 
the content", because it offended remorse too much. That's bullshit. We'll 
say what we want to. We reserve our first amendment rights to free speech, 
and we're going to fucking use them, thankyouverymuch. #Ascii should be a 
channel for the discussion and promotion of the ascii scene, not a personal 
stomping ground, or a penis-size (ego) comparing forum. We stated some things 
in our ascii pack, which empty, nor anyone, ever had to download or view. 
We don't force any one to look at our packs. 6 of us, 6 good artists, some of 
the best in the scene (meatpod, discyple, compuman, nahal, tzeentch), all 
shitlisted. If that's not detrimental to the scene, i don't know what is. 

My conclusion: #ascii is not #remorse-retaliation. mem-o-rize that, people, for 
the sake of the scene. 

 
Now.. as for those of you who get bashed, I have one thing to say. BIG UPS,  
KID! BOMBFIRST MOOLYJACK! Relax, and take the sticks out of your asses. Some 
people are cool about it, (massm, pariah, cannabis, shrimp), and some are   
nerds, (black jack). That's about it for my bitches, for now. 

As some of you might know, our #1 honcho megga hertz returned to #ascii a few 
days ago. He was only spotted by a few people, and there are rumors that he 
yelled "BOMBFIRST! PULL YOUR THREES! CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU SEE BUGSY THE  
DON", and then left. Is this the end of the friend we all so lovingly call 
"bugsy the don, the kingpin killuminati thug"? 

in other news.. biogen was spotted giving cain head, black jack was spotted 
giving necromancer head, serial2n was spotted giving all of remorse head, 
and meatpod was spotted giving a fat AT&T conference operator head. Oh yeah, 
and sodium was caught giving sargon head. 

meatpod here... 

Hi, meatpod the dop here. I think sargon summed up the attitude of homo ascii 
pretty well above. Just for the moment, I'd like to talk about the part of the 
labia pack that got the remorse members the most angry: rmrs-16.txt. 

for those of you who don't know, remorse didnt release a 16th pack, instead, 
necromancer wrote an 8k text file explaining why they didn't release, and a 
bunch of other shit. circulating in #ascii, and released in the labia.3.14 
pack, there was a parody version of the file that made fun of remorse members. 

first off, I, me, I wrote it. I think you all know that by now. I also received 
a lot of flak for writing it, and I'd like to explain a few things. 

necromancer got upset about it because he said I "personally attacked" him, and 
several other remorse members. Let's get a few things straight here. I did not 
personally attack anyone. The only people I know well enough to personally 
attack, maybe, are the members of homo ascii. hey, if mark has anal warts, I 
apologize, but seriously... 

one response that surprised me in particular was mass murderer's. he got angry 
about the .txt file because I said that his ascii all looks the same. he said 
that I should be encouraging him with his style and not making fun of it. I was 
sort of surprised by this. firstly, the stuff in that file often had little to 
do with what I really believe about the members of remorse. all it had to do 
with was stuff that I thought sounded funny. I happen to like john's style. If 
you were offended by the file, good. you're insecure and you deserve it. It's 
not my job to encourage anyone. If you're such a baby that you need someone to 
hold you hand when you draw COMPUTER ART, then... hell... I don't know. get a 
new hobby. in my mind, homo!ascii packs should be full of good art, and funny 
stuff that people can laugh at.  

suffice to say, I got banned, along with the rest of homo. meanwhile, remorse 
shook their little fists at us behind our backs. 

here's a little personal fuck-you: fuck tum. what's the fucking deal, asshole? 
tum used to be a member of serial ascii, and I thought we were friends. he was 
even offered a position in homo ascii, I believe, which is a compliment, art- 
wise. however, tum joined remorse, first off... hell, that's his perogative, 
I'm okay with that. contrary to necromancer's opinion, I don't hate remorse. 
what does sort of annoy me is little tum turning around and stabbing his former 
friends in the back. this is made even more ridiculous by the fact that he's 
not really anybody at all in the scene. "COME ON GUYS, ARE WE GONNA LET THOSE 
HOMO ASCII FUCKS FUCK WITH REMORSE!? NO WAY, COME ON GUYS!#!$" FUCK YOU, TUM. 
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT WELL GUESS WHAT! NO ONE FUCKING HAS YOUR BACK 
YOU LITTLE SHIT. 

peace to dave and david scott. 
meatpod out. bombfirst. 

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