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SoCiOtY oF LAMERS Issue 02
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¯¯School Daze®®
Ah the begining of a new school year is upon us. For those who
enjoy school I don't envie you. Those of you who hate school I pitty
you. Noow if your like me you wake up in time to get a shower, get
dressed, and run down the street in time to see the bus go by.
Anyway I go through school in a daze for I get little sleep at night.
I mean it isn't like I don't try to get to sleep I just can't seem to go
to sleep until it is about 4:00am, and then at that time it is pointless
to even try, but that is when I go to sleep. Okay let me tell you what my
first day was like.........
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ....."Oh shit not this," I think to myself as I hit
the snooze bar. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ......"What it has been 15 minutes all
ready?" I moan to myself. I think to myself "okay it is time to get
up now UP.......1.......2......3. Am I up yet? Fuck I'm not! Ready
1.......2.......3......UP, oh shit I'm up."
I get my clothing and head to my shower. Turn on the water and wait
for it to get warm. Step im shower "HOW THE FUCK DID THE SHOWER GET SO
FUCKIN HOT!!!!" I think to my self as I reacr for the cold water nob.
Showers over.
I dry off. Get my boxers on, and just as I am about to finish getting
dressed my sister knocks on the door "I need to use the bathroom,"
she says in a whiney voice, so I figured that she just had to take a
leak, so I relunctly leave the bathroom. I wait for her to get out
and I wait.........and wait(at this point my dad is trying to get us
all out of the house and to the bus stop).....when she finally gets out
of the bathroom. I finish getting dressed put my contacts in really
quick. Put my boots on over my socks, and run to the bus stop. when
the bus starts to leave. The busdriver saw me and stopped the bus
(how kind of him).
Okay busride wasn't that bad. Now I am in school still tired.
I go to the E-Cafetirria, and get me some coffie and chocklette
chip mini muffins. Sit down at the tabel and talk with my BBSing
buds. As I go to open my mini muffin packet it tears open sending
3 muffins flying "Shit!" I exclimated as one of my friends procedes
to take the muffins off the floor, and eat them.
Okay 1st dat home room. Talk to people I vaigly rember. Get schedual
1st period Chem.(oh this should be fun|), 2nd period chem. alt w/gym,
3rd period personal fitness (oh yes I get to spend time with muscle
bound morons), 4th period Italian(that's ok), 5th period English
(wow I get the fat cow for a teacher), 6th period Math (fun atuf),
7th period US history and Government(my teacher is a loony), 8th
period DNA Science(now this is something I actually wanted), 9th
period DNA alt w/study hall. As you can see during the school day I
have no free time to myself. Anyway since I'm half asleep all
the time it dosn't really matter.
9th period is over and, now it is time to find the big yellow limo.
Go down to office and check the bus route sheet hmmm........36 ok
now where the fuck is that supposed to be? As I wander around the
parking lot trying to find the bus I find a few fellow bussmates who
are doing the same.
Get home ahhhh finnaly finished. Called friend went swimming.
As you can see not everything about school is bad. I mean they sell
coffie fo 50 cents a cup. I get to use equiptment that is worth
thousnds of dollars. Also as an added bonus I get to see some of my
friends, but overall I think that school is a waste of my time
with all of these stupid required courses. I mean they should make it
more like college where you get to choose what coruses you want, and
don't have as manny requried coruses.
TiLl NeXt TiMe
Celest Warrior
