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SoCiOtY oF LAMERS Issue 05
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³ SoCiOtY oF ³
³ LAMERS founded Augest 30, 1995 ³
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¯Morbid Chem Teacher®
You know in chem I have actually been paying attention in class.
I have noticed something about my chem teacher. He is verry morbid.
Let me tell you his storie about Potential Energy and Kenitic Energy.
little diagram:
\/chem teachers house
____
/\____| /\ -big boulder
_____| |_+_|____\/_.A
\
\
\.B \/neibors house
\ _____
\ .C /\_____|
\____| |_+__|________________.D
My chem teacher lives on top of a hill, and in his yard there is
a big boulder. The boulder is at point A where it has the most Potential
Energy(PE). Now him and his neibor have some minor disagreements sometimes.
One day as my Chem teacher arrives home his neibor starts a big
arguement with him. My chem teacher gets really PO'ed. My Chem teacher
then proceeds to go into his backyard and proceeds to push the boulder
off the hill. At point B the boulder has verry little PE, but has
a lot of Kenitic Energy (KE). At point C it has no PE, but the most KE
that it will. Now because the boulder has so much KE it will keep on rolling
untill it reaches point D, but unfortiunatlly for his neibor his house is in
the way, so on its way to point C the boulder proceds to smash his house.
The boulder finnally reaches point D, and has no more KE, but it has
quite a bit of PE now.
Now if you ask me that storie is quite morbid. It is quite entertaing though
a littel later on I will tell you his storie about the gas laws. Although
it was entertaining the think that you really wanna ask yourself is do
you want this guy teaching my children how to mix chemicals. I mean if he is
going to be that morbid do you really want your kids learning thiss
stuff?
Till next time
this ie Celest Warrior
saying See YA SOOOOOOON!
