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Chico s Groove 2000 09 14
. . . : ; C h i c o ' s G r o o v e ; : . . .
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. . . : ; owtytfif - september 14 2000
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. . . : ; http://www.disobey.com/
. . . : ; The "MAN, MY SHIT STINKS" Notice
I just took a poo. Sigh. Why do you need to know? Well, normally, my
shit doesn't stink. It's just the way I am, being near perfect and all.
But this time... dammmnnnnn! Insert catchy phrase here, because this one
was worse than a colostomy.
. . . : ; The "TOO MUCH DETAAAAILL" Notice
Hey. Someone, somewhere wants to know the above. More than likely, some
damn Canadian is going to read this stupid thing, clip it out for
baggage in his next publication, and call it content. Sigh. Damn
Canadians.
. . . : ; ANNOUNCEMENTS and morbus has done secret stuff...
NEW DEVIL SHAT (#SixtySeven): Morbus didn't write anything in this
issue. Nothing of consequence. But! There's a good chance that Wannabe
Goth is coming back. After all, it sounds like his sister has poked her
head up through the primordial ooze. And Garnbii's back - with an
explanation of what "Assholic" means. Why is it fun being him? Find out.
GAMEGRENE? SEE IT!: Again, Disobey has slowed its immense expansion.
I've been focussing my efforts on various gaming ideas I've had for
quite a while. As most of you know, Gamegrene.com was released last
month - if you haven't seen it, I heartily recommend it. Part of my
gaming plans involve Perl and XML and some guy named Geomisk. And with
some guy named Geomisk as inspired as myself, this idea won't be running
the disappearing "stuck in an idea folder somewhere" route. Stay tuned.
NEW GHOST SITES: Baldwin, with the help of the trusty Ghost-o-Meter,
continues to weave his sardonic verbiage this month, with the thirty
ninth issue of Ghost Sites. See Dante and the Times Square, web serials,
and misbegotten news ventures. Perfect, as always. Go.
TWO NEW VIEWER DISCRETIONS: It's pretty sick when Canadians release more
new material than us Americans. I should probably fight that. Actually,
nah. See, us Americans believe in quality (right?). We build the best
murderers, uh, kids. Canadians, on the other hand, shit product every
two weeks, call it Viewer Discretion (because Lord knows you need some),
and then call themselves a do-gooder. Damn Canadians.
NEW APE: But wait! More idiocy from Plattsburgh, New York graces Disobey
this month, with the sixteenth issue of Anti-Press Ezine. In it,
discover the newly christened Reality Center, tragedy as wholesome
entertainment, tributes to weed (no! not that o... oh, never mind), and
more. Idiocy never felt so soiled.
. . . : ; EVERYTHING else and doesn't want to show you
NEW GAMES: In a continuing effort to research games, and be more "up" on
the state of the industry, I picked up HALF-LIFE and VAMPIRE: THE
MASQUERADE REDEMPTION this past weekend. Now, yes, HALF-LIFE is old, but
I've never played it. Lemme tell ya something. It deserves all the
rewards it has gotten. I haven't even touched the other game yet -
focussing my masturbation on HALF-LIFE. (Side note: if you believed that
junk about research, then I heard buying me a new computer will score
you a picture of my penis.)
NEW MOVIES: Went to a comic show. It sucked. What did I walk out with?
Three movies: GODZILLA vs. GAMERA, GODZILLA vs. KING KONG and get this,
a Van Damme movie. Yeah, it was free. But seriously, it was either a Van
Damme movie, SPICE WORLD, or some other equally horrid tripe. The guy
tried to sell me on the SPICE WORLD movie - we got into a big argument
about how Geri leaving ruined the pure energy of the group, and how our
Girl Power deflated a bit when we heard the news. We sympathized, and
then cried together. We miss you Geri.
WATCHED: The following movies graced my plate: STIGMATA (good),
BASKETCASE 1 and 2 (so-so, the second one just made me giggle like a
teletubbie), AUDREY ROSE (the box cover proclaimed various awards - they
were right, this is a good movie), and NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (an
old favorite - love it).
. . . : ; BLAHBLAHS OF THE WEEK: ( august 14th - september 14th )
[Sadness-of-the-Week]-= No BlahBlah's
---Unfortunately, the immense length of time between Grooves have
---created so many Blah's, that to list them all would send you
---into schizofits of pleasure and joy. Thus, for the health of
---all my readers, I have decided to spare you the explosion.
[Irony-of-the-Week]-= Just Kidding!
---Just kidding. I wanted to dampen your hopes, your dreams, your
---desires. And make you realize how thankful you are that I write
---these insanely pointless (great?) missives. Go masturbate now.
---Photograph yourself doing so, and send them to your mother with
---the words "You saw it when I was a kid. My, how it has grown!"
. . . : ; The Issue Was Full of Expletives, Irony, and Sex
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